December 2009
IF RUSH LIMBAUGH DIES IN HAWAII, WILL HIS FOLLOWERS BELIEVE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE?
formspring.me
thatsummergirl:
giannasunshine:
thatsummergirl:
They make a movie about your life. Who would play you, your love interest, your worst enemy, your best friend, and your parents(s)? Also: DILDO.
hmmmm. blake lively would play me, chace crawford would be my love interest, kristen stewart would be my worst enemy, miley cyrus would be the best friend, and my parents would be played by kevin james...
formspring.me
thatsummergirl:
They make a movie about your life. Who would play you, your love interest, your worst enemy, your best friend, and your parents(s)? Also: DILDO.
hmmmm. blake lively would play me, chace crawford would be my love interest, kristen stewart would be my worst enemy, miley cyrus would be the best friend, and my parents would be played by kevin james and amy poehler. and yes… DILDOS...
Hello, Bandwagon. Make me smile. FORMSPRING. →
formspring.me:O
caitnica12:
giannasunshine:
caitnica12:
Do you enjoy testicles dangling quite close to your cranium? Or do your perfer this reproductive organ in your rectal area? <3
LMFAO! I vote not in my rectal area. I enjoy dangling testicles in YOUR mouth ;p
Ask me anything
Rrrrawr. Name the time and place, bb girl. ;]
lmfao! that was you?!?!?
:O
I am offended! Of course it was me!
WHO ELSE...
formspring.me
caitnica12:
Do you enjoy testicles dangling quite close to your cranium? Or do your perfer this reproductive organ in your rectal area?
<3
LMFAO! I vote not in my rectal area. I enjoy dangling testicles in YOUR mouth ;p
Ask me anything
Rrrrawr. Name the time and place, bb girl. ;]
She had slept with her ear against the hotel room door, listening to his conversations with her, and would record each tender sentiment of affection and file it neatly within the cosmic folders of her cerebrum for those particular moments of weekness only to lower them from the tentative bookends of her mind with quakey fingers and an uneven heartbeat with her name dubbed in-and she doesn’t even...
“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed- wire fence: serving its purpose...”
– Sophia Loren
“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed…Will He reserve HIs anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.” Jer 3:3,5
“Art” and “fashion” are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title...
how does me being obsessed with Kelly Clarkson...
caitnica12:
I’m sick of getting comments like that!
Just shut the fuck up!
ALSO, WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE TO MOCK SOMEONE BASED ON THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION?
Not saying you are, bb. Just a general comment on how people are always like “HAHAHAHA U SUCK AND R GHEY. I R SO EDGY AND KUL!!111!”
But yeah. People are stupid. And the world is stupid.
HI, I DIDN’T GET A LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS.
BUT I DID GET A MECHANICAL HAMSTER AND A CRAYOLA PAINTING KIT.
SUCK IT, JEALOUS BENCHES.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, Y'ALL.
Despite the terribly upsetting picture I just posted, I’m having a great holiday so far. [shut, I like asofterworld and this was the ONLY time this one was relevent.]
And I wish the same for all you fine folk. I hope Santa/Hanukkah Harry/Krazy Karl Kwanzaa/Eid-ul-Fitr Ellen brought you everything you wanted.
Have a wonderful day full of fat men, cute presents with adorable bows, cookies,...
Gianna
chelseacrisscross:
LMFAO.
YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE.
WTF, THAT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM?!
HOMOSCARF ALERT!
“Approximately 7 million girls and women struggle with eating disorders
...”
– www.tmooh.com
“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation...”
– -Mitch Hedberg
To: Caitlyn.
caitnica12:
giannasunshine:
It really kills me that we don’t have school tomorrow because I planned on treating you like a freaking princess. Which basically means that I wouldn’t have smacked you, tripped you, made fun of your running, or knock food out of your hand as you are just about to eat it.
Still…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope your day is wonderful because you deserve it so, so, much. I...
To: Caitlyn.
It really kills me that we don’t have school tomorrow because I planned on treating you like a freaking princess. Which basically means that I wouldn’t have smacked you, tripped you, made fun of your running, or knock food out of your hand as you are just about to eat it.
Still…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope your day is wonderful because you deserve it so, so, much. I am so thankful...
at least i'm not a liar, at least i'm not a...
(via chelseaashton)
LIKE FOREVER.
you guys. kevin jonas is probably having sex right...
thatsummergirl:
giannasunshine:
thatsummergirl:
because he got married. he’s not gonna be a disney virgin anymore. ahahahahahhaha too funny.
Hahaha, you know he’s all “EW, A VAGINA! I DO NOT LIKE THESE! WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?! EW, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S GROWLING AT ME! D:”
he’s probably like ‘I CHANGE MY MIND. I WANT PENIS.”
I bet that her pegging him as the only form of sexual activity...
you guys. kevin jonas is probably having sex right...
thatsummergirl:
because he got married. he’s not gonna be a disney virgin anymore. ahahahahahhaha too funny.
Hahaha, you know he’s all “EW, A VAGINA! I DO NOT LIKE THESE! WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?! EW, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S GROWLING AT ME! D:”
HEYYYYYYY IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
chelseaashton:
giannasunshine:
(via chelseaashton)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3
YOU ARE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING A FIERCE OLD WOMAN! :D
hahah YES WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTEDDDDDDD. sike, thanks!
Pssh, c’mon. A bedazzled, glittery walker and awesomely dyed wigs sounds like a life-long dream to me. And old people don’t need an excuse for not wearing pants. They just can.
Hope you have...
HEYYYYYYY IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(via chelseaashton)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3
YOU ARE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING A FIERCE OLD WOMAN! :D
The Monument of Our Hearts. Amazing. →
SURVIVOR...
IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY.
NO, I DO NOT CARE THAT NOBODY WATCHES IT ANYMORE.
BUT OHMYGOD, MY ADORABLE LITTLE DORK WAS THIS CLOSE TO WINNING THE GODDAMN GAME.
NOW THE BIGGEST ASSHAT IN THE WORLD IS GONNA WIN.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.
[18:54] ShineGianna: IT'S LIKE MY MOUTH IS HAVING...
(via thatsummergirl)
eyyooolauren:
giannasunshine:
I just sneezed, not joking, sixteen times in a row and the…ninth one, I believe, was so intense that I bit off a good part of my cheek and now it really hurts and is bleeding.
And now I’m pretending I’m the Jennifer’s Body/True Blood poster because there is SO MUCH blood.
Felt the need to post that.
Carry on.
BLUHHHUDDDD!!!!
I LOVE YOU.
BUHLUD, BUHLUD,...
I just sneezed, not joking, sixteen times in a row and the…ninth one, I believe, was so intense that I bit off a good part of my cheek and now it really hurts and is bleeding.
And now I’m pretending I’m the Jennifer’s Body/True Blood poster because there is SO MUCH blood.
Felt the need to post that.
Carry on.
me and dad don't think i'll have school tomorrow.
thatsummergirl:
giannasunshine:
thatsummergirl:
so of course, i’m using it as an excuse to put off homework. but now i’m trying to figure out something to do since i don’t want to be stuck in my house all fucking day.
in other news, it’s supposed to snow on christmas eve. maybe we’ll get a white christmas in baltimore this year :)
Hahaha, you haven’t heard?
We OFFICIALLY do not have...
me and dad don't think i'll have school tomorrow.
thatsummergirl:
so of course, i’m using it as an excuse to put off homework. but now i’m tryign to figure out something to do since i don’t want to be stuck in my house all fucking day.
in other news, it’s supposed to snow on christmas eve. maybe we’ll get a white christmas in baltimore this year :)
Hahaha, you haven’t heard?
We OFFICIALLY do not have school tomorrow.
Congrats!
